So...we all know that the other day Hailey decided to pee into a cereal bowl. Well yesterday, as I'm sitting on the couch, staring at the ceiling and playing with my beautiful golden locks (lol), I hear the tinkling of something being poured into a hallow tin can. I gasp for air as I'm jumping up off the couch and to my surprise, I find Hailey holding a Fresca can between her legs and aiming for the hole with her filtered capri sun, her pee.
I'm flabbergasted. What is it about "not" peeing in the toilet that she enjoys so much? She's done so good with getting the bathroom, wiping, flushing and washing. So why on earth is she peeing in random weird places?
Yesterday as she was getting into the bath tub, she decided it would be a clever idea to stand on the ledge and squat so that she could pee into the tub. This morning, instead of sitting on the toilet seat as she usually does, she decided to STAND on the toilet seat and aim for the hole. WHAT ON EARTH?! To top off all of these random pee stories, she'll tell me she has to go pee, run to the bathroom, lock the door, get butt naked and rummage through my makeup and apply each and every color of eye shadow to her face. Now, this isn't like she hides in there and I'm just not paying attention. She does this with speed and agility. It plays out like this.
Hailey "Mom, I go potty...okay?"
Me "Okay baby...I'll come with you."
Hailey "NO MOM...I'm going potty"
Then she sprints to the bathroom like a bunny being chased by a rotweiler as I frantically run into walls trying to keep up with her, then SLAM! (duh dun nah) She locks the door, and by the time I get to "1...2..." She's unlocked it and has managed to cover her face in all the colors of the rainbow.
Oh, how swift our children are.
Oh, and in case you were wonder...yes, she tried to drink the Fresca.